h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, today is Christmas Eve! In about 12 hrs time, we'll be waking up and running to our presents and tearing them apart like ravenous animals...
but for now, my brother is infront tof the tv, playing vidio games, and i am here wrighting this, and eating these wierd little nuts, cuz we didnt have dinner, and humming "Im dreaming of a WYATT christmas" ... dont ask, and my parents are putting presents under the tree... theres about12 total.... but half oare from me, and the other half is from m y brother.... wow ok, so 3 are from my brother.... ther rest is from my parents, the tree is twinkling away, its only been up fror about 36 hours.... its coming down in 36 hours too
Im pretty much bored outta my mind... and hungry... i think ill make some mac and cheese... that sounds GOOD! better than these nut things! ug! i ate to many! but theyre good! you bite them and like.... seed butter pops in your mouth! its good! well i wanted to say mery christmas, but noone is on, so by the time you read this it will be boxing day.... what is boxing day any way? at any rate, i cant wait to get back to school... i wish our school was just one big looong 4th period, my FAVORITE period!.... jazz band, who would have guessed?? of goody! i have hicups from the cider, it isnt apple cider either! i grabbed cranberry cider on accident! oops well, today has been fun, but i cant wait to go to sleep! im tired.... oh ya, and christmas is tomorrow! haha

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cheers!
ford!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FORD!!
(Hehe... we get to celebrate it earlier than you coz of the time difference...)
What did you get? I got a couple of books, a t-shirt, some speakers for my Discman and a Blink 182 CD, among other things. Nothing that I was really hoping for, though, but I can live with that.

Man - it's so hot here!! We're all sitting around under the air conditioner cooling off. No white Christmas here, although we had our traditional Xmas dinner, complete with pudding etc, which my grandmother makes, and it's the BEST XMAS PUDDING IN THE WORLD!! (Love ya, Nanna...)

grr... i still havent opened my gifts... stupid time zone stuff.

I JUST OPENED MINE! hey ford, you should call me sometime tomorrow!! ill ttyl

COOL! so did i!
i got a gun!!! im so happy!
i didnt get much i was hoping fo except cds and scret window on dvd... i was REALLY hoping for a soprano sax! but oh well!
cheers
ford
MERRY CHRIStMAS!!

im sorry! i didn't get anything i wanted, but i smell good!

oh well! man! my brother is such a *******!!!!!***!*!*!**!*!!!!! i swear! he hates everything we got him!
i got him the cologne that chris has... he hates it! jerk anyway... what did your bro get?
cheers
ford

hmmm lets see he bought himself a guitar petal and he got a giftcertificate to 5J and um i can't remember the rest. lol but you know what, screw your bro, cuz CHRIS SMELLS GOOD!!!! ha ha he was just here. hmmmm hes leaveing tomorrow tho. he'll be gone for a week. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ha ha ttyl

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he does smell good! I DIDNT MEAN FOR HIM TO HEAR ME!!!! hehe that was embarassing!

so he bought himself a wawa petal? sweet! those things are awsome... but hes a looser for buying it for himself!
cheers
ford

ya but hes a dork so ya

but hes a hott dork!
hehe
cheers
ford

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he sleeps naked! he doesn't shower!!! he hasn't changed his socks in over a year!!! hes gross!!!!!!!

OOH!! he sleps nude?!?! im so coming over!
cheers
ford

have i told you that i hate you lately?

i love you too
OW! cats attacing me... MY DAD OWES ME A CAR!
i cant WAIT to sleep over on... whenever theyre practcing! im so sneaking into dannys room and... ... KIDING!!
cheers
ford

i hate you so much!!!!!!!!!! THATS GROSS!!!!!!!!

you know you love me! nonnonono!! saying JASON is hott... thats not just gross, thats a sin against nature!!
cheers
ford

and saying dan isn't? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

no!...hehe
OHOH!! korfyrs on! you have to talk to him!!! ill bring him here!
cheeers
ford

okely dokely, and its still gross that you like my brother!