h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

today i was on... then i got off! wow! then i decided to go to my buddys house. a 3 mi ride... about 10 min... so i was going... heck im not good at math! well any wway... i went my usual path... up the hill from my house, through the apartments, by Ralies (a grocery store) up to the highy way... try to cross with out killing my self... looked for my 'brother' at Mickey D's.. he wasnt there so i went on my way... lala its gettin a might bit warm... so i go through the parking lot of K Mart and up a HUGE hill... pant pant pant... sweatin like a dog! then comes the nice cool ride down the other side of the hill.. turn, go under the free way... and go through the tree streets ( we call them that cuz they are the only streets that have trees) and go to her house.
lalala we talk and stuff then i leave.. by now my butt hurts from the seat of my bike but i get on anyway... i go the same way but by now i am riding in 100 degree weather... then i died!

Um... that was interesting... on question though...
did you die of heat stoke or dihydration? If it was dihydration you should drink more water from now on. If It was a heat stroke... i don't know.

well i did stop at raylies to get a coke so it wasnt that.... i think i just died!
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ford

oh... you should put that in my random/poinless conversation. It's not completely poinless, but it sure is random.

(I mean that in a good way by the way)

ya ik i always say random stuff with my buddies im totally random... does that mae any sence whatso ever?
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ford
ps.. you are a british citizen but you live in the us right?

Yeah. I'm of British decent and am a cittizen in both the us and uk but i live in the us

?! what part of the us are you in?! how can you say ?
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ford

I can't! And I won't! Because Although I highly doubt you are... you could be some syco merder-er! Though I don't think you are. Because I doubt a murder-er could stand talking to me for more than 2 minutes. I can be rather annoying. But still... better to be safe than sorry. Plus. Any one can read this. At least we can talk on h2g2.

AH! you caught me.... imean... uhh....
nah i know what you mean, i only tell ppl the state cuz ya, im paranoid about that stuff... but i know what you mean!
oh well its ok. NO WORRIES!... except for the mad axe man behind you!
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ford

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dead*

MUAHAHA!... imean... it wasnt me!... pay no attention to the key typing behind you... its not me... its a wood pecker... ya thats it!
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ford

Woodpeckers!!!!!!!!...sorry.

I'm going to write another guide entry soon.... I think it's going to be more interesting than my PSA one.

I dont know what to write about... no wonder i didnt do well in english!
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ford

I love writing! It's my favorite thing to do besides not writing. I know that doesn't make sence, but I don't like writing untill I've actually started. I been published around 10 times I think... and I've had one peice copywrited. It's alot of fun to see your work win stuff. Although I don't like it at the same time because it never ends up the same way I meant it to be when i started. But of course that could be beacause i have the worst grammer and spelling possible. lol

WHOA! how old are you? 10 times? i couldnt do that if i was 50! sheesh! hellooooo shakespear!
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ford

Uh... I'm 12. On my second year of being 12 actually (don't ask)

Ok... so your not confused... I'm a little bit older than 12 but I'm in dinial of being a "big Kid" so I claim I'm 12. Also, the things I've published are just poems and short stories. Not novels or anything!

ya... so you refuse to turn 13 or something? smart move! Teanage sux!
im in canada at a cafe... its so boring! i cant do anything because my cuz/'z dont speak a word of english (pardon the sloppyness... im in a hurry)
well cya around
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ford

ok. have a nice time in canada!

ttyl

dont worry i didnt!
it was snorsville...
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ford