h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, my sister's boyfriend, Liam works in a video store and a comic book store. He works in the comic book store on Sundays. I usually visit him there. I visited him today. It was such a slow day!! There were 2 customers... 2!!! A couple of other people came in, looked around and left without buying anything. Like, these 2 guys came in, then they left pretty soon. Then just as they left, two much younger guys came up the the door, and one of them exclaimed in a really high pitched voice "Why would you want to go in there?!" and then they walked off. Then Liam and I just started pissing ourselves laughing at them... though that wasn't the most laughing we did today.

We didn't really talk much, just read comics. I read some of the stuff in Too Much Coffee Man... heh heh, amusing. I also read a couple of Filler Bunny comics.... Poor Filler Bunny, all he wante was to die, but no, they made him dance and eat rectal meat. Yeah, I also read a few Squee comics, they're done by the same guy who does Filler Bunny. There was a page of Filler Bunny at the end of one of the Squee comic books, see 'cause the idea of Filler Bunny is that he's a bunny who fills up space.

Anyway, when it was time for the store to close, my brother (Blake) and my sister (Rebecca [Bec]) showed up. See, 'cause Blake drove Bec there and he was planning to drive me home and Bec and Liam were gonna go see a movie or something. Yeah, so Blake is saying how he hasn't slept or eaten in 2 days, but he was drinking ridiculously last night, and he keeps taking energy tablets.

Yeah, so then Bec asks Liam whether he asked Jo (Joanna, she works at Red Rooster, which is where my brother and sister work. Liam, Bec and I have alled claimed her as our wife, so she if often known as Wife.) to have sex with him (like, obviously if he had it'd be a joke, as is the whole wife thing.) Liam keeps saying that he doesn't remember doing that, though it is a possibility. Then Blake was saying how Bec pulled this from him telling her that Jo had got a text message when they were at work and she's like "Oh, it's from Liam, he says 'Come to my house for some passionate sex.'" or something around the lines of that. So Liam sends Jo a text message asking if this is true, and apparently when she said that to Blake, she was being sarcastic.

A little bit later Liam did something that full on reminded me of Bud Bundy (from Married... With Children) ... (I should really stop watching so much of the Married... With Children marathon) so I state that by saying "You full on Remind me of Bud Bundy from Married... With Children." and then Blake goes "Yeah, well he reminds me of..." Then he just drops his pants (luckily he wore underpants today, as he later told us he didn't do yesterday) and we're all just pissing ourselves laughing, like we're almost all just on the floor, and then we manage to stop when he pulls his pants up again. And Liam goes "So I remind you of shrimp." And Blake says "Hey!!... Jumbo shrimp." And then Liam says "Plankton." and Blake exclaims "Plankton?!" Heh heh, that was funny.

Yeah, then Luke, who works at the video store that Liam works in, so yeah, I got to meet Luke, finally. Bec's right, he's not as hot as you imagine him to be. Yeah, so we start talking to him about Blake dacking himself. Then me and Blake leave, and the fun adventures are over. *sigh*

... There should be more dackings in the world, it'd be so amusing! ... it'd make it easier to bite sticks. *winks at TB*

*is cold* I hope it rains tomorrow... What say I read over this to see how many typos I made? Eh, screw it. See y'all.

Oh, and also, at some time Bc says to Blake "So, have you had sex with Tara yet?" and we're all just staring at her... (Tara is Jesse [a guy from Red Rooster who's one of Blake's best friends)'s ex girlfriend [Jesse is now going out with Prucilla {how do you spell that?}] that Blake was making out with a couple of weeks ago when Justin was making out with Sarah [Sarah also works at Red Rooster, and Just in one of Blake's friends from school who had been going out with Morgwn {one of Bec's friends from school} for 2 years and broke up with her 2 weeks ago because he hated going out with her that whole time, and when he broke up with her, they had just driven 7 hours to somewhere where they were going to have a holiday, then she pissed him off, so he broke up with her, so they drove home right away... that must have been the worst car trip ever] and Blake was making out with Tara even though he wants Jo to go out with him, because he had liked Jo ever since he met her, and he finally broke up with Natalie, his girlfriend of 4 years in February and then he started going out with Jo, but then she broke it off, but they're still friends...) Yeah, so you see how ridiculous it was for Bec to have asked that. And then Blake responded with "Nah nah nah nah nah... but seriously... nah." Then once we'd left the shop he says to me "So, have I had sex with Tara." and I just go "Nah..." *smiles* Amusing.

I assume she's called Priscilla, as in 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'

Yeah, that's the one. We always call her Jesse's queen.

I'm surprised your not disgusted by Balke just de-pantsing himself in front of us.

Ahhh, but this time I'm purposefully not imaging Blak- DAMN IT! I was going so well pretending I didn't know this person and so not seeing my mental picture of them and you had to go ruin it all and make my imagination come in, dind't you!

Yes, now lets pretend Blake wasn't wearing those underpants. *tries to use metal power to put that picture in your head*

*blocks mental picture*

This is so much easier when you don't know the person in question!

Why don't you wanna picture Blake naked? *feels insulted on behalf of Blake*

Mostly, because it's Blake...

But he's a reasonably hot guy. Me and Bec both agree that if he wasn't our brother we'd f*** him.

And that's not a disturbing thought at all...

*laughs with evil glee* I like disturbing you... it's so easy.

Incest, the game the whole family can enjoy

*laughs* That reminds me of one of Bec's old MSN display names. "Incest; fun for the whole family." or something like that. We're an odd family. There's quite often grabbings of the stick area (on both men and women... though women don't have sticks) and the chest area, and even more often there are ass grabbings. Though all these grabbings only occur among the siblings.

Wow, this conversation sounds like fun

*laughs* Wait, if you're here, how come you're not on MSN?

Anyway, I don't care, I'm going to bed.

i was at school...no msn account there

and then i had to go cos the bell went...