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House-sitting
Ulrich "I'm a goldfish" Zwingli Started conversation Dec 24, 2003
Why am I house-sitting anyway! I mean, this house is bigger, stronger, and more pleasing to the eye than I am, so why am I the one looking after it? If anything, this stupid house should be showing me the ropes...
"Pssst...hey kid"
"Yeah?"
"You wanna see a dead body?"
"Well I don't know, I'm too scared"
"Come on, kid, it'll be fun"
"Well, alright then..."
See, that's how that should go. Then I'd follow him (is that possible?) and he'd show me the dead body. Naturally, I would screech in terror and flee to a distant corner to hold my precious towel close and wimper.
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