h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

99.8.25: Well, 1st entry here. Getting ready to head down to Greenville, S.C. with my band to compete in a "blues contest," where the winner gets to open a show for B.B. King. The band plays several different styles of music, but "the blues," is our favorite, and of course, our roots- we also play rock, boogie, and we even occasionally throw jazz at some of our biker friends (as long as there is a nearby back-stage exit). No time now to go into further details, or we'll lose the contest by being late. And if that happens, do not expect further entries here, because the rest of the band will make me late, as in, "the late Tom O' Bedlam."

Tom was late.

That depends on how late was late.

belch...ahem, excuse me. That is late, as in gone to the great karaoke contest in the sky. I was hungry, so I ate him. Yet, his thoughts live on inside me.

Then he wasn't late then was he