h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

8/15/99
Music. The soul of this planet. With so many different kinds of music around here, you really have to ask...why? In short, all music can be divided into these groups:
1. Happy/Jumpy

2. Sad/slow

3. Romantic/slow

4. People screaming into the microphone with the volumn on max.

The last one interests me the most. My fellow researcher and I travelled into a "mall" and heard this type of music eminating from a store called "Hot Topic"(although, it was quite cool in there and I found no unusual topics to speak of). The people running this establishment wore unusual decoratives on their noses and ears and had very interesting hair styles and colors. I have one reason for enjoying the presence of this store though, and it's this simple:
MY PARENTAL UNITS ARE SCARED OF IT.
Seriously, I've seen adults run screaming from this establishment.
But back to my original thought, music is a very interesting topic to this planet, and I require more time to study it.
SEND MORE MONEY!!

~Sasami