h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well kind of, well i had some fun today, i mean i was sat in the house alone all day while there were creaking sounds and none of the three cordless phones would turn on and then they sounded like when you turn on a phone while trying to connect to the internet.... but apart from that.


Came back after a while off, been depressed but atleast im now feeling better.
Im still writing the deadly truth which i have decided will be allowed to be viewed before my death as i do plan to write a follow up.

I dont think it will ever hit number 1, probably because of the nemo fish tank incident, or me calling orange f*****g p****s or maybe the death note, im not sure.

Anyway atleast im still great but since i have only been depressed while writing the book, and yet while depressed the book is the only thing that makes things seem better, i will be depressed for a bit into january me thinks.

I volunteered to be a community artist and logged on to find that i was accepted but i failed misserably when i told them i dont have a pc internet connection, well mum caught me and threatened to take my Telewest out!
Well anyway ive had fun watching mum and andrew trying to set up a wireless keyboard and mouse....putting up our christmas tree (with the hole where santa crashed through our tree) while all along the grinch (mum) sat at the computer playing DXBall.

I dont think she has realised that i downloaded DXball yet.
Im still playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and i am trying to complete it 100% and now after doing the jumps it keeps freezing and stuff.

But its nearly Christmas, I still want my prescents!
I still have alot of people to get for, maybe i should have a birthday before xmas and ask for money every year, i mean the herald wont give me a steady round, i get £3 a week from my dad and thats all i get.....£3!

Well it paid for a lovely teddy in a bag which im giving kerry, nan and Grandad are getting galaxy....dad is getting lulu cd, and i havent thought of anyone else yet.

Dog p****d in the extension the other day and i stood in it by accident and ended up with my foot in the kitchen sink running cold water over it to try and get rid of the smell, he hasnt stopped sniffing the carpet spot since.

Today i completely realised i should have my own movie, because im a i had music on while i did dancing in the extension, and anyone would pay to see me dance, im funnier than jim carrey.

Im going to have to wait until 19th december then im going to get some video tapes and start taping the new £1.99 movies off of front row, im looking at "The Good Girl" Looks quite good.
Also i think i might look at some others....

Well my stomach hurts and my throat tastes like a hamster so im off to get something to eat...