h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well obviously I'm not a regular visitor these days, but just sometimes, in the dead of night, when no amount of caffeine will do the required job, the magic of h2g2 is enough to shake me back into conciousness. Still doesn't help with the brainmelt though.

Brainmelt? Lovely. Like tuna melt, only less appetising.

How the are you, sir?

I will be considerably better in 3 days time - that's when my last night of the current run finishes. There seem to have been far more of them than there should be in recent months.

Apart from that, everything's reasonably groovy. Thinking of buying a new flat, trying to work out whether or not having my boss "disposed of" will get me a pay rise, that sort of thing. Though I do feel I've missed some rather significant changes in your life.....

Er, yes. It does seem that way, doesn't it?

So, are you up for elaborating or do we need to wait until we finally cross paths near a bar again?

I shall elaborate, but not here. I don't want them to find where I've hidden the body.

Then perhaps I sould fire off one of those email thingies when I get back in the office on tuesday....

*calls out from wherever he's hiding*
Yes.

Whoops. Well perhaps Friday then

*faintly, from a distance* That's good enough for me.