h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well it's bound to happen isn't it?

I hope he's better

If you're strapped for cash and need to eat, pop down to your local tescos/ cheap food supermarket and get super noodles for 8p a pack (I dunno how much that is in NZ). Buy a pack of ham and a loaf of bread and have sandwhiches and eat a plant every day. That could work as long as you dont eat too much and drink only tap water.

Except that if you're going to live off of Ham Sandwiches, then you need to get Miracle Whip too......It's just not worth eating without it.......

...unless you're a vegetarian, then your ed...

back when I ate meat I used to buy cheap ham but it was so bland that I started putting cheap cheese in with it but then I decided I might as well buy decent cheese and have a nice tasty sandwich

by the way most cheap ham is 'reconstituted' meat and you don't what to know how they produce that

I always thought meat meant animal flesh...turns out to be closer to "animal parts" these days...but each to their own

It's all MRM and I think I'm too drunk to express that clearly.

a nice unhealthy vegetarian choice

What's that? Beer or MRM?

I think
MRM is mechanically recovered meat isn't it
if I ate meat I wouldn't eat MRM

*Doesn't care how his precious meat is produced. Cares that it's delicious.*

We all choose our own lifestyles, and ultimately out own diseases...

...speaking of which, I'm off for a smoke

Yes MRM is what you said.

I guess ignorance is bliss but yet I choose to eat it in spite of what it is. Ah well.

We don't have tescos, we don't have super noodles. He couldn't afford ham, he couldn't afford bread. That's why he was buying the on-sale two minute noodles and packs of jelly mix for about 30cents each. (about 9p I think.)

He's much better now thanks. As soon as one of his friends found out how little money he had we all turned up with a little somethin-somethin for him to eat. And then he found a job. So it's all good.

I'll happily eat meat, but I still won't eat McDonalds. I don't believe the products formerly known as 'cow parts' they put on their burgers are actually edible. It makes me sick just to smell it now.

MacDonalds- I don't know what I object to most. MD in general or how corrupt it seems.

I happily carried on eating beef after we had BSE (mad cow disease) over here but it did make me stop buying meat pies and sausages, all that sort of stuff that uses the leftover bits of the animal

I didn't even eat McDonald's hamburger when I *did* eat meat...

I did have a Macdonalds once I think

It's not very nice- very greay in my opinion.

worst fast food for greasy I ever had was KFC and why can't these places make decent chips