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tell him I've gone off with Stringfellow! They're probably around the same age and just as perverted!!!!

yeah probably lol... anyway baby, im off.. love you loads xxxxxx (to email i meant lol)

oh right darling I was checking for a nasty odour then ok babe speak to you on e-mail

Thought this was a "get lost scott" thread? Ooppss i mean good-bye scott.

Well its gud to see you've found sum1 at last and i hope you'll both be happy. Not sure if i'll miss you as the pain in my neck is suddenly going.

T/c and keep in touch( not too often tho). See you around m8, if i had'nt met you i probably wud'nt be here now.

Hi Chris

Meant to reply to this days ago. Don't worry I'll make sure he gets lost alright .

We are going to be very happy together, no worries on that score.

Have you been the doctors' with your neck?

We'll keep in touch and it prob wont be too often cos we'll be busy generating electricity

Speak to you soon

hi julie hope ur keeping well long time no see

Don't you think you should change this to "I'm moving to Rochdale, cos I'm being kicked out of Wigan?"

Aye.. And he'd better not stop off in Leigh either...