h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"CFCs haven't got much to do with Glodbal Warming though have they?"

I thought they were one of the things being touted as causes...? You know, letting too much sun in through the big hole and melting the ice caps all that.

"Also how many cars and houses and exhuast producing industries do you really think are needed to cause change in temperatures when combined with deforestation."

I couldn't begin to guess. Has anyone actually tried to find out? Have they succeeded? (And did they have an agenda?)

He is among us! A5859156

Who would have guessed you'd turn out to be such a pastafarian. Did you do any talking like a pirate on the right day last week? A friend of mine was looking forward to it but misremembered which day it was and was very cross with himself for missing it. A couple of other friends were mistaken for growling at each other at work because the person passing didn't know what the "Arr!" noises were supposed to be.

No, I totally forgot about that side of things. I'm no good at treating particular days as though they're special... except for my BIRTHDAY, of course, which is this THURSDAY.



Who would have thought it? Why, anyone who knows me, surely.

I tried worshiping Moonlice (U1047611) for a while, but after I gave him my bank details, address, and times when I'm not in, he sort of disappeared. I'm hoping the FSM will make up for the resulting spiritual (and fiscal) poverty I have suffered.

When I first arrived on h2g2, I joined a rodent-based religion which I can no longer remember the name of. And, obviously, I'm a sort of half-arsed follower of the great prophet Nighthoover (lettuce spry).

Yep, I'm a proper spiritual tourist, me.


P.S. It's my birthday on Friday, you know. I'll be 33.

A very hobbity age that.

Not Friday. I meant Thursday. I used to hate thursdays, but this one's not so bad.

So, any nipple clamps or (real or imaginary) this year?

Oo, I hadn't considered that. Perhaps I should open it up to the floor, as they say.

Suggestions for my birthday party theme this year, everyone? For those who weren't around last year, I had a swingers' love-in. Honest.

How about an environmental theme? You could be a pirate and Gothly could be Bjorn Lomborg.

We could invite the FSM.

Or perhaps I could hold a seance and summon something darker. (An invisible cobalt unicorn, perhaps.)

Have pot-noodle and try to use the noodley appendages like entrails or tea leaves to read the future?

I wonder if it would work with rice noodles, because the other sort doesn't like me. (Long story. I insulted its mother, way back.)

Happy Birthday!

Here’s your obligatory smiley! Hope your having a great day. Don’t worry, I’m not going to start singing...

I might though. However, these forums don't transmit sounds. So it's rather academic whether we do or don't, or how good or bad it is!

I missed your birthday....in the UK anyway..it's still thursday here...and I', still working, well not right this minute...

Happy Birthday

Sef, you should be glad you can’t hear me sing, I make Tom Waits sound smooothe.

Why, what a surprise! You all knew it was my birthday! I'm so stunned and flattered. Thank you: I, I don't know what to say; I never expected all this attention. *Wipes away carefully placed tear.*

You may sing for me as much as you please. And dance! Dance for me, my little monkeys! Dance your little hearts out and then dance for me some more! Mwahahahahahahaaaaa! Sing until your little throats can't take it any more!

*Scoffs chocolate.*

I am thirty three. I am king. See my crown.

I’ll dance, but it’s too late for singing now. You’ll have to wait untilnext year.

Belated Birthday Greetings...

Here's two shillings, don't spend it all at once!

Happy Birthday, Snailrind! Is the next big marker age 42?