h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its good not to be normal! I guess you are probably eating again though.

I have learnt to stop squirrel fights over nuts, I wave them in both hands and they wait for both to be thrown. Except in baby making and caring for times, then they are too wired and fight anyway! The best one also follows signals so that I can thrown the nut away from the pigeons and geese, they now come to one foot away from me. I have been to other parks where they sit on your knees, but this is a park where people let their dogs chase them. They never go upto other people on the grass either, that I have seen yet, which I am glad of as it will keep them safe.

I can also miaw in a certain way which makes friendly cats do it back, we then repeat until asleep. Its amazing to make a connection like that, I just copy what they do though, not actually talk as such. I can't even whistle so bird calls are out of the question!

Hey-up! I hadn't noticed the last two posts here.

SEF, pigeons might *look* vacuous, but it's all part of their cunning plan to take over the world. Don't let them fool you.

Kaz, do you reckon any of the squirrels have learnt to recognise you personally?

Aarrgghh! It's an undead thread which seems to have regenerated. Quick, everyone, vanquish it with magical (s)words and hol(e)y symbols. Give me an O or a Ö or ...

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*alakazamthingy*

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