h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

MrFlay, what does "returns only" mean on the Bill Hicks page?

Didn't watch GSTO, it didn't appeal to me
Then with all the fuss I wished I had

That would be a nice idea, SR

I've looked on Netflix and it was been found wanting for a copy

Of course we would never really do anything like that, because we would be violating all kinds of c/w laws and trade thingies....but still it was a nice thought...and of course you would have to mention something that you perhaps needed that can only be found here so I could return the favour in kind if we were not law abiding citizens - which we are of course...

"returns only" means it's sold out; your only hope of getting a ticket is if someone returns a ticket that they've bought for resale.

The fact that you sent that last post at about 1.30am indicates that you were out on the razzle last night, MrFlay. The fact that you were on h2g2 and not, say, in a bathtub or, as it were, on a kitchen table, suggests that your date went exactly as expected. Congratulations.

Vix, I don't want anything in return.

Well, unless you want to draw me a picture--say A3, in earthy colours--of a toned and virile Redskin Indian sitting on a Harley in nothing but jeans, boots and a headdress. (It's not for me, it's for my mother. Honest.) I would actually pay you for such a picture.

P.S. Tight leather jeans.

"The fact that you sent that last post at about 1.30am indicates that you were out on the razzle last night, MrFlay. The fact that you were on h2g2 and not, say, in a bathtub or, as it were, on a kitchen table, suggests that your date went exactly as expected. Congratulations"

au contraire, Snailrind. The date has been postponed.

Twice.

Tis noted