h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have cow eyes too! Wow,maybe that's the problem, we should all just get bright contact lenses & they will fall at our feet.

(Nah; we would be expected to pick them up,kiss them better; apply band aids & call in a shrink, plus of course it would be our fault they fell over)

It must be hell being Claudia Schiffer; what on earth does she get told by snarky BF "Well you're not Claudia Schiffer but..;"

"Actually i am."

"Ah. Well in that case there is something wrong with you. I'm off down the pub to find a gaunt cow eyed woman"

Glad the poets do went well, how many did you end up having?

The pic of you is delightful; thesays it all really. Very disappointed to get no Gothly though!

If you Google "Gothly" images it comes up with this, which is definitely rather cute! Does it resemble Gothly?

http://www.angelfire.com/goth/ysights/19.jpg

zdt

It wasn't a venue, but we had some lovely smoothies.

Yeah, that's reminiscent of Gothly: all pale and spotty.
Just kidding.

I'm off to the dental surgery in half an hour.

It's been nice knowing you all, my friends.

Does that mean it's merely the broken remnant of a tooth which has been in charge of the postings? I was rather expecting the controlling interest of the Snailrind to make it back intact.

guggug oogoggle glugglugglug

I love that novacaine feeling

I know, but I love the afteraffects and spend ages messing with my face afterwards.

Think of the gurning you could do whilst your face is numbed up!

Goodluck honneychilde

I love the way SEF joins in all the conversations no matter how slow the mods are being. It's like having a conversation with Kenny from South Park.

The dentist was a far cry from the ones I've seen in Wales: so efficient, so hygienic, so able to understand English. I felt safe in his hands. It was a big relief. Today I had a stack of x-rays taken, and all my teeth prodded and polished, and it cost me just £30! On Wednesday, he's going to try to remove my tooth, because it's too crumbly to fix; he might have to refer me to the hospital to have it done, though.

Anyway, I took a couple of pictures with Deswald's webcam: http://public.fotki.com/Snailrind/for_illustrative/

The black hole you see there is about a centimetre deep.

Aha! I see you can still talk, (unless you're just typing). Call that a visit to the dentist?

J

Despite my hatred of dentistry I decided to have a look, but when the warning came up I chickened out!

Ah, Jabberwock: your last post was a kind of sympathetic gibberish, was it? Like some people have sympathetic pain. I thought you were just drowning or something. I was contemplating throwing you a rope.

Quixote, it's not really that gruesome: it's mainly just a nice clean hole by now with a wall of tooth on one side.

Did you put it in a fotki warning category yourself, Snailrind? Or did someone else come along and judge it to be slightly dubious content?

I did it myself, to see what would happen. It's a tick-box option thingy.

Worked quite well, I thought. It spooked Quixote, anyway!

Me too!

J

I just read the warning notice. Blimey, it doesn't pull any punches, does it?

"I love the way SEF joins in.... like having a conversation with Kenny from South Park." - Snailrind

I am not familair enough with SEF to guess what sex the researcher is, besides I have been wrong a personally worrying amount of times on h2!

Maybe there is sand somewhere it shouldn't be?
Afterall it gets EVERYwhere, no matter the sex

That's a tooth???? I thought it was you handling a snake.

I should make an appointment for the optician. Certainly not one for the dentist though.

zdt