h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I now have a landline must remember to buy a phone for it!).
In about a week I should have my home internet connection.
There will be no escaping me

Oh yeah?

Your right that is scary!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You can run but you won't be able to hide

Are you sure? >>>>>>>>>>'hides'

You'll never find me

I live in Wales. Hiding in a flock of sheep won't do you any good
unless you're hoping they will distract me from my purpose

....could take you forever to find me then

Ah, but I only live in Wales. I was born in England

Your also vegetarian, so any CLOSE contact with would be inapropriate

'finds somewhere else to hide'

Suspect it'll be somewhere horticultural
*BC equips himself with what looks like a flamethrower but actually contains pesticide*

Uh-oh....good job i'm not in the bushes!!

Help! I'm lost in the jungles of deepest Essex

Have no fear...i will rescue you!!
'dons loin cloth and does best tarzan impression'
'AAAAAAEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAEEEEEYYYYAAAAA'
'cough ' Jeez must give up the cigs!

thanks I was terribly afraid I might end up in Billericay or worse ...

Naaah, theres no trees in Billericay! ....
Have you been there?

no, the deepest I ever went into Essex was Snaresbrook and that was the Crown Court when I worked for Customs & Excise

Your not missing much!...aside from mad women swinging through trees, its just a normal place. No hills, lots of towns and some nice countryside

I have to go now, i need some sleep Thanks for brightening up a dull day
See ya later

Enjoy your sleep
I shall amn the phones here in my lonely call centre

I will be able to escape you...it's called "hometime"