h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Had to back into school again today, so now I'm totaly knackered and ache all over. And I've decided that I hate school kids.

Well, I seem to remember you did volounteer!...

It was more like I was volenteered, my dad is a part time caretaker at the school.

Ah. I see.

I still got to tell a load of self absorbed kids just where to stick it though.

Now that *must* be worth a bit of suffering for, surely!

Especially as the shoving suggested the involvement of a 8ft length of hardwood skirtingboard, with nails sticking out the back.

Ouch! My eyes are almost watering at the very thought!

He wasn't overly impressed either, his mates throughly enjoyed the scene though.

Half term has mixed blessings. On the one hand I'm not plagued by children on the way to lectures. On the other hand, they're everywhere else I go

Strangly enough, my sister has been out of the house all day for the last 2 days. She usually spends all school days in bed.

Weird. Bed is a good place to be

I keep saying that but no-one seams to believe me.

Say it louder, I guess.

Or I could just snore.

*raises eybrow doubtfully*

They might get the message.

Bed seems a good place to go now
See you soon!

You off so soon?