h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My computer is only 2 meters from my bed, I just need to get some longer arms.

and look freakish... perhaps you'd be better to get up after all

I does make late night internet surfing easy though.

This is a good thing. Late night internet surfing should be encouraged at any and all costs

But usually at the cost of sleep.

Sleep during the day when the call charges are more expensive

I live fairly nocternally as it is thanks, I don't need another reason avoid the sunlight.

You're not a vampire are you?

No, but I think the cat is.

LOL!
How's your day been?

Boring, tedious. The usual. And you?

Well now I can finally access the internet properly, so overall the world is a better place for having had this day... not too interesting, though.

Life does seam better when you can communicate with the outside world.

Does it ever!
I suppose I should lift the curse on the ITS now the problem's fixed...

One should always leave a curse on the IT department, they are bound to screw up again so it just saves time later.

How true
'bye for now

Bye, see you soon.