h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pollen, who needs it.

You and your hayfever...

Isn't there anything medical science can do about that?

Yes, but it involves this squrty thing that you have to shove up your nose. Not the most convincing of devices, plus it gets covered in boogers.

Anyway I'm not that fond of relying on drugs all the time, even if they are perscribed ones.

Yeah, you prefer yours a pint at a time eh?

Yes well naturally there are exceptions.

*quaffs *

*shoves a pint up Menza's nose*

*sneezes loudly spraying in several directions at once*

Why did I have the feeling you were going to try that.

Because you asked for it?

'nuff

*Pours another up his nose*

This is pretty good you know.