h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No not the Greek Homer, I mean that other social icon Homer Simpson. I find it amusing the way we are influenced by the one eyed wonder. Virtually no-one (in the civilised world) is not affected by television. I included. I find myself often emmulating that yellow tub of lard. I'm sure there is at least once in your life that you heard or have done the now famous d'oh! It is now woven into our cultural fabric for years to come. I have my favourites and even a few stories that incorporate homerisms. If you to have favourites, stories or insights please share them.