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ok you're right there, but don't tell her about that cos she'll kill me!!!!

I'm just trying to get clear what you said, were you asking me if I go for guys twice my age?

No, I was saying that if you fancy Skandal, then you MUST go for guys twice your age. But you pointed out the detail that you REALLY only go for guys 50% older than you (that means 7 years older).

Thanx but James is 6 years older than me, not 7 Argh, it's a month until I see him again Just dream on...last time I hardly listened to a word he said to me I was too busy gazing into his eyes

Sounds like what I said still stands.

Wot, I fancy men twice as old as me?

More or less. You know what's already been said.

Can I just say now...for reasons only Esti and Jeni know, that a 5 year age gap is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE and it's nice to have a bit of experience in a man. I should know... *tuts* kinda made my whole thing obvious there didn't I?

Hi Ally

So, nice to have experience? You must be the one who goes for 70-year old geezers!

20 year olds thatnkyou very much.

Close enough

Sure...50 years is very close. Maybe you're a little bit jealous...?

Yeah man. I love the feel of wrinkly flesh.

Oh God.

I reckon you've just finished a secret romance with someone, so you're saying that. I'm sympathetic

5 years is good, and so is 3

i can't believe you all.. thankyou esti, for the link, and thankyou ally for sort of standing up for me and esti.. i don't fancy men twice my age, and so what if i do???? you gotta problem with that?!? it's called having fun.. that's what we do.. people aren't twice our age.. and if you're referring to Erik P.. then he is nowhere near twice my age.. and 20 is not 70.. and 6 years is good esti

yes it is!!!!!!!! *dreamily* Hey James baby are you available?

I stab old ladies in the face. You may call it Bad. I call it "having fun".

God, remember when I showed Lloyd Rich (425 year old geezer) a pic of Jules from about 8 years ago and I said it was me? Oh God DONT EVEN GO THERE!

Yeah, like, totally, don't even GO there! That is just, you know, sooooooooooo............

born in 1985, born in 1980. 5 years difference in age. Born in the same decade. When i'm 60, he'll be 65 etc etc. When he's 70 and an old geezer , I will be 65 and also old. So i'm telling you now Mike, there's a hell of a difference between going for 70 year old geezers and 20 year old men.

Look up "sarcasm" in the dictionary, stoopid.