h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya, Random Peeps! Just so ya know, I am a unicorn. I am here today to tell you all about unicorns, so here goes...

Unicorns are basically white horses with horns on their heads. They can represent purity and such things, but I don’t know. It is possible to be half-unicorn, and sometimes people can be half-unicorn and not know it (see this guy: http://www.deviantart.com/view/35614678/). We unicorns generally stay away from humans as much as possible, but not me! Although we are normally what you might call shy, we can be very dangerous when we are cornered. We can be very fierce in fights and such things.

Um... That's all for now. Gotta go. I'll put some more info up later.

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