h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have finally found something I would like to write about in Peer Review. It will take some more investigation.

There are some other things I might write about as well but they won't go in Peer Review.

I heard about the TV programme re women playing piano to men they had met on the internet

I have also heard of 3 or 4 traumatic meetings of people who have met on the internet. I think they are crazy if they want to do that .

Please don't let people twisting my words put you off.
You have met me in real life.
I still come here because I find it amusing.
I am enjoying reading the HGTHG btw.
Not much piano playing going on.
Still looking for work.
Still trying to understand my bank statements
Can you understand yours?

You could put them in instead

I met my bf offline and we've been together 3 1/2 years For me I'm pleased it worked out like that.

I'm looking for a job too. There's some interesting stuff about. I understand my bank statements. The way I work is if in doubt ask but some people don't like people asking!

I can actually understand my bank statements.
It's all the clutter that goes with them that is just far too much reading. I don't think that all of it is really necessary.

right when the clutter comes in put it straight in the recycling bin or send it back to them saying not needed

What do you do about people who cause mental clutter?

Yes! Quite right LS, you can't put mental clutter in the recycling bin. Get a girl depressed and then stick a penis in.

Then all the males in the family will say:

"Well, best not to have anything to do with a depressed woman"

and they get away with murder even though it was them that caused it in the first place.

...generally, it doesn't work.

Looking forward to reading it

I signed in today at the scene of the investigation
They took my photo on a digital camera and now I have a smart ID card

It's all there already.

Excellent stuff!