h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I give up.

I thought I could refrain from using this journal thing because it makes pages really, really, really loooong.

"I'll just edit the top of my user page regularly," I said to myself. That just doesn't work. There's a little thing getting in the way called "time". I know, it's a new concept for me too...

Oh well, I'll just give in to the disorganized page - hoping that they'll add a feature to delete journal entries...

'Tis okay... the journal side loads up faster than the forums, anyways Hmm... would you like to boost my ego and give me a link?

Sure, I was gonna do it anyway. I just need a little help makin' all the little thingy's over the letters, and hadn't found the time to actually ask. It's ASCII somehow, right?

Erm... not sure about that one... I thought it had its own special term... aren't ASCII those horrible symbols that make up an image? YEs! An image map! That's what it is called... do you use a certain program, or just guess?

Riiight... I just winged it. That's seems to be my approach to life in general actually... Anyway, hope it's acceptable.

Well... it looks very pretty, but, rather unfortunately, it is connected to http://www.h2g2.com/U instead of http://www.h2g2.com/U99947

Yeah, sorry... I got called away to play racquetball before I could finish updating...

I'm working on all the links right now...

I'm just slow.

Finished. Just checked it. It works. Sorry about the delay. I don't think anyone noticed, cause my page doesn't get much traffic.

(Could you return the link favor? Thanks in advance..)

No, no , Frus! *I* visit your page all the time! Be !

As do I... although, I must say, I almost had a heart attack tonight- Fenny visited my page! Swear to god- the heart almost stopped, jumped up my throat, and did a little dance on my desk

You know you're special if Fenchurch visits your page!

Exactly... either that, you know that you're in for something really horrible

Uh-oh.

*quickly looks around to make sure that everything that should be hidden is out of sight*

I *was* going to comment on how excruciatingly sweet you both were, but now... Frus, what's that odd-looking device peeking out from under that stack of papers on the desk?

I know that I didn't see anything.... did you Frus?

*quickly throws a towel onto desk*

Ermmm... what exactly did this odd looking device look like. I... ummmm... didn't... errrr... notice anything...

*looks around and bolts for the door*

Erm... all right, you've got us...
*quickly throws little debbie wrapper behind desk....

Yes, we were going to surprise you with a birthday cupcake... do you enjoy ruining surprises?

*stops in mid stride*

Ummmm... yes, ruining surprises. It was going to be such a grand little debbie... I mean birthday cupcake...

*looks at the ceiling and starts whistling*

but what if little debbie doesn't appreciate being given as a birthday gift?? i mean she might have other plans
monsy

Hmmmmm... she didn't say anything...