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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Feb 13, 2000
I don't see it as luck. Thorny spends a fortune on watches (of all things) and you spent a fortune on your car a while back. I fly to the States. £50 quid a pop at its cheapest. Well worth it... 
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Shorty Posted Feb 15, 2000
I think you'll find it is Maudy that is the watch addict...and...and...and..damn, I can't think of anything.
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Feb 25, 2000
...ah, yes. You have a new fanny-magnet BMW. Ha !!!
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Mar 2, 2000
...have you tested the suspension yet, sir...? Oooof, suit you sir. Oooof.
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 3, 2000
Ugh. Every girl's dream: sex in the backseat of a car.....
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Shorty Posted Mar 4, 2000
But you haven't seen my car...it's huge, then again it's probabley small by American standards...
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 4, 2000
*snigger* "It's probably small by American standards" Tee-hee. Hahahahahahaha. Haha. That's funny. Men are usually more careful in how they choose their words. Hahaha.
Oh, you were referring to the CAR. 
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Shorty Posted Mar 5, 2000
YES I WAS REFERRING TO THE CAR...I'll have you know I'm hung like a horse LOL
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Shorty Posted Mar 6, 2000
Now listen here Missy, Idon't know what Shawn has been telling you but it aint true...unless it was complementary then it is very true
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 6, 2000
Well, he told me some story about you and a leprechaun in a public restroom..... (Or was it that you WERE the leprechaun in the public restroom?) LOL
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 8, 2000
Ah, did Shawn forget to send you the joke, then? I'll soon fix that....
Ohh, that little sad face looks so cute. (not yours, the H2G2 one, silly!!)
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Mar 31, 2000
Ooooo (pinch cheeks) who's a cute wikkle lad, eh...? So, how deep have you two been getting into h2g2 (Jesus, Az, look at those TITLES) and more importantly... how's Natasha...?
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Shorty Posted Apr 1, 2000
Ah yes the beautiful Natasha, the one who seems to be ignoring me. My luck with women strikes again...
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Shawn the uncarved block. Posted Apr 18, 2000
...and two weeks later, happiness shows its fickle head again in the face of Sarah. Go slow matey. Be friends first and then lovers, because you have so much more to rely on as it grows. I'm talking from experience over the last month here. 
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