h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whatever works, love. Kisses...

Hmmmmmm....

Do you have a fish fetish, Shawn? If so, I'm sure something can be arranged. Just don't expect me to be around when it happens.

He has a fish fetish piccie, ask him too send you it...

Uh-oh. The mooses will be SOOOO jealous. Hahahaha. Here, moosey moosey moosey. Here moosey moosey moosey. I have a step-stool......

Ah, but I have a picture of you with a prehistoric moose skeleton behind you Beth. Oh, as for the fish picture... Azza, you are a sick little geezer. He sent me a picture from www. fish in a woman or something. com ...hmmmmmmm.

Ahhh, yes, that's YOUR version, Shawn. I'd like to hear Azza's version. You're probably leaving out the little fact that you did the photo shoot, or something. Haha.So THAT'S where the term FishHead comes from. Ewwwwww....

There was a song many years ago, with a squeaky voice that went "fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..." and it has always been a favourite banal tune of mine. Recently a DJ called Chris Evans (some would call him a DJ, some would call him the spawn of the Devil) started playing it as a jingle excerpt.

Oh, and for those who watch "Soccer AM" on a Saturday morning, it's a part of Soccer Locker. Tim comes out of the locker with a fish headed hat and everyone shouts "FISH HEAD !!!" as he looks around startled.

It's a British thing. (Dirty Leeds !!!)

I like Azza's theory better....

Arse, Hahahaha

Thanks Beth...xxx. If he hasn't sent you this picture I do keep a copy of it buried on my hard drive to show what a sick little monkey Shawn is....(lets see how long it is till I get the letter bomb LOL)

Ooooh, Shawn, did you see?!?!?! Azza kissed me!! Haha. Only kidding. So, Azza, what is this fish picture? Shawn is strangely silent on the subject. Send it, please do. My curiosity has gotten the better of my common sense....

Oh, I can send it... and it won't take two seconds to check the log of the original message (I'll send the original forwarded) and it'll show how sick a monkey Azza really is.

(gasp) Did you just kiss my blushing girlfriend...? Shame on you, sir. Pistols at dawn !!!!!!! A duel, I demand an internet duel !!!!!!

Indeed sir, I accept your challenge...select your weapon (oooo-er)

Oh and Beth...

XXXXXXXXXX*BIG KISS*XXXXXXXXXXXX

Now all you have to do is fly over to the US to see her, like I did.

Or you could pour money into your car.

I'm sure she'll take you in and feed you !!!

Your choice.

PS- give Lorna my love. Just like a lion and a pig (ask Beth)...

Ah yes... weapon. I choose the Leclerc tank, manufactured in France, capable of speeds of 70km/h and able to fire 6 rounds a minute.

Tanks at ten paces, sir. Or you could find an old game of Top Trumps and we could play that instead. TOP TRUMPS FOR MILADY'S HONOUR !!!

This is all getting a tad silly...

Maybe a game of jacks..... FOR M'LADY'S HONOUR!!!!!!
Or perhaps marbles....
Haha. Ooooooh, I feel special now. Kisses to all.

(and I still haven't seen the fishy picture)

Shawn has made me promise not to send the fish...sowweee