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Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 1

Billy No Mates

This question has plagued mankind for centuries, but I think I've found the answer!

It's to stop them from saying something stupid like 'How was it for you?' or 'Thanks luv'. 
 


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 2

Ginger The Feisty

There are always exceptions to this: My boyfrien stays awake and wants to talk and cuddle whereas I just want to fall into a deep coma!


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 3

Billy No Mates

Are you sure that messing around with gender roles like this is healthy? Next you'll be telling me that he complains when you want to watch the football, but it clashes with Coronation Street on the other side!


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 4

Ginger The Feisty

Luckily we hate both football and coronation street so does that make us sexually ambiguous? smiley - smiley


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 5

Doug Dastardly

Deep coma?


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 6

Ginger The Feisty

You know I fall into a deep coma -and have some very disturbing dreams! smiley - smiley Honest, Hon, it's only because I am emotionally and physically exhausted!


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 7

Doug Dastardly

Disturbing dreams? What kind of dreams? I hope they're not too realistic!


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 8

Ginger The Feisty

Well sometines I just get these nightmares about rodents that wake me up very suddenly!


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 9

Billy No Mates

Ok, I'm officially confused! Are you (Dick & Ginger (wasn't that a seventies porn film?)) a couple?

May I suggest therapy? I'm sure that dreaming about rats after sex can't be healthy.


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 10

Ginger The Feisty

We are Doug & Ginger and yes we are a couple (I suppose I can say that now I've met the parents!)

I didn't dream about rats but mice, and it wasn't after sex, or yes, I would also think I needed therapy. It would take far too long to explain what happened and I'm not sure I should. It actually had little to do with sex!


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 11

Billy No Mates

Oops! Did I get a single fact right? Sorry!


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 12

Ginger The Feisty

It#s okay! Really we should keep our inane ramblings off of here, it's just sometimes we forget other people use h2g2 as well! We should be the ones to apologise smiley - smiley


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 13

Billy No Mates

That's what the damn thing for if you ask me!

Did you ever get to the Ginger Website? what did you think?


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 14

Billy No Mates

That's what the damn thing for if you ask me!

Did you ever get to the Ginger Website? what did you think?


Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Post 15

Ginger The Feisty

No! There was a typo in the last link (.com not .xom) but it still took me to the front page for members but said I couldn't go any further because of a HRL error or something. I'll get DD to look at it Saturday and tell me what I am doing wrong!


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