h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 This is my first posting in my jornal. I'm really just doing it to see what happens, but I figure I may as well put something vaguely interesting in while I'm at it, so here goes:
I'm a Year 11 student in Western Australia, at a school which will henceforth be referred to as Hell. I have a girlfried who lives an hour's drive away, so the phone bill is astronomical, besides which it's nigh on impossible to ever get to see her. It sux.
Anyway, I've gotta go have dinner now, so this entry is to be continued at a later date