h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Archflambeoth Forum is still gone, though I have received e-mail warnings for a few other forums I had running that I don't care about.(it's only important stuff that gets lost). My modem still won't work - The current error is that another program is currently using the modem when there is no other program running(I'm accessing H2G2 from work). I lost access to the directory one of the programs I wrote and maintain at work - just when I was about to do an upgrade. The people I work for are still using VB(for who knows why) and after spending a lot of time with fine paints(Delphi) it has become rather hard for me to draw with bits of coal. I'm 20 and still not out of school - maybe not bad for some people but I'm planning on retiring at 30. I can't set up my book signing in Beaumont because the papers are ignoring me. The local radio station that "Promised" to invite me to their morning show has purposely forgotten about it. And the number one complaint of the day: IT IS COLD IN HERE!!!
For some reason they think that all the computers will die if the inside temp raises above 20 degrees F. For some other reason I think that I might die if it doesn't raise above 50.