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Life ain't that cool
Dog Breath Started conversation Jun 15, 1999
Please excuse the negative attitude, I have a toothache.
I have learned why pirates were always drunk and always grumpy. They had bad teeth, and drank rum to relieve their agony.
Now leave me to my pain, I'm off for a ginnantonix.
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