h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There are two new mouths to feed in the Vibenstein household! fords wanted a goldfish, so I decided that, rather than get a hamster and keep it in the tank beside the fish, I'd get a fish too.

After much deliberation, and resisting the temptation to ask the community for suggestions, we've named them Derek and Clive. fords' fish (Clive) is a beautiful silver, black and red Shubunkin; mine (Derek) is... well, y'know, a goldfish.

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C**t.

Tell me about it. I had to stop Clive from trying to pick lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's bum this morning.

The way you can tell whether it's a good is when the eyes follow you around the room....

Oh no..that's Pete n Dud

hmmm.... very fishy. Ha.

Don't overstimulate your fish. Don't leave "Jaws" anywhere near them or watch "Perfect Storm" in the same room.
Moby Dick is probably best left well alone.

no one will name their pets after me rightho back to persueding Mina to call her grayhound 2legs

I can't call a four legged dog 2legs...

Oooo go on! It'd be kind of tongue in cheek from that point of view, calling a four legged animal '2legs' I think If I ever get a tortose I'll call it 2legs

Yeah, football matches often have 2 legs - the home one and the away one. 2legs might get a complex y'know!

You could call the dog 4legs.......





...or cut two of its legs off.

I didn't know that animals had to be named after the number of legs they had.

I used to have a terantular when I was younger. He was called Ziggy stardust

Is Ziggy Stardust foreign for 8legs?

Hmm, no I don't think so. If It were, then that would be one heck of a coincidence. I used to often see a dog near where I lived as a kid that only had two legs; its two front legs it seemed a happy enough animal though How many legs to cats normally have?

Some.

39 but most of them fall off in the first few hours of life.

Can't smell any fish from here.

But living within sniffing distance of Grimsby Docks all my life I wouldn't believe me

EV; are you relaly going to eat that aubergine of mine?