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The perils of headline writing.

Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7254547.stm - "Chelsea boss sent death threats"

What did he do that for? And who did he send them to? Alex Ferguson, maybe?


The perils of headline writing.

Post 2

A Super Furry Animal

They're too quick for you! They've now changed it to "gets death threats".

Maybe they were sent by Alex Ferguson?

RFsmiley - evilgrin


The perils of headline writing.

Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well done the BBC! Maybe they do read h2g2 after all.


The perils of headline writing.

Post 4

I'm not really here

That headline is still on other sites on Dougal. smiley - biggrin


The perils of headline writing.

Post 5

Vestboy

I got one from him. Is it common?


The perils of headline writing.

Post 6

A Super Furry Animal

It's not unusual.

Oh, wait...











That's "Tom Jones Syndrome".

RFsmiley - evilgrin


The perils of headline writing.

Post 7

Vestboy

Why, why, why? De...
ath threats?


The perils of headline writing.

Post 8

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Blown up by a sex bomb? Doesn't sound too unpleasant to me.


The perils of headline writing.

Post 9

Vestboy

A bit messy maybe?


The perils of headline writing.

Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7320637.stm - "Football boss sent bullet in post"

What did he do that for? And who did he send them to? Etc.


The perils of headline writing.

Post 11

Vestboy

Maybe he couldn't afford a gun.

Instructions found in letter: Place bullet against side of head (pointy end innermost). Hit bullet with hammer. Die.


The perils of headline writing.

Post 12

Baron Grim

A local man won a Darwin Award a few years back by playing Russian roulette with a semi automatic pistol. There was only 1 bullet in the clip.


The perils of headline writing.

Post 13

fords - number 1 all over heaven

smiley - laugh

I always liked the one about the guy who made himself a fish costume, then went out swimming. However, he forgot to give himself any airholes and suffocated to death. Daft bugger!


The perils of headline writing.

Post 14

Vestboy

There was the headline in the Daily Mirror (now known simply as the Mirror) when Michael Foot went to Europe (I hear) to discuss nuclear disarmament.
FOOT HEADS ARMS BODY


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