h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's amazing to think I've been on h2g2 for four years now. When I first came here, all there was was a mad bloke ranting about how stupid his work colleagues were. And it was me. And I'm still here.

And you're still ranting

I however, have quit the job which I loathed so much and am now floating somewhere dangerously close to the jagged rocks of bankruptcy

But I've been through several sets of stupid work colleagues since then.

I'll add my congratulations here as well.

*gives dS a paddle*

Haven't....got...the....arms....current.....pulling....me.....in....


Oh hell, only lasts 6 years then you can pay it off and it'll wipe out all my loans too

You haven't got any arms! Sorry, dS, I never realised!

Don't worry about dS - he's 'armless.

7 posts in and it's already degenerated into weak punnery.

I should have said the power in my arms but it was ( A ) less dramatic and ( B ) I was rather short of breath exerting myself, paddling for all I'm worth (which currently is £36 until my overdraft reaches it's limit which, as I'm unemployed, is unlikely to get extended)

at EV.

A rather ineffectual for dS.

Very punny EV

Cheers Nap but until I see how my forthcoming interviews pan out could you lend a guy or 5000?

Hey, I'm a student remember! Im likely never to get a job!

*removes hat and passes it round*

That's nice coming from someone who controlls all our credit card transactions

*puts some of her valued money in the hat*

I only give 'em out, dS, I've no control over what you do with them.

*drops his own into the hat*

Then stop giving them to me!

Thanks for putting your in guys

You're welcome.

*marvels at the topic drift*

Then stop applying for them!

Topic drift is a marvellous thing, isn't it?

It's the overdraft bottoming out more than anything, oh well, can;t be helped

Especially when it starts in the second post!