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The cactus told me to do it.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation May 15, 2003
http://www.irreality.org.uk/index.php?page=barrel-o-fun/magic-cactus
The magic cactus said "Yes, it's a good idea." Who am I to argue?
The cactus told me to do it.
Zak T Duck Posted May 15, 2003
Maybe I can use this at work. I can stop thinking and delegate all decisions I have to make to the magic cactus! Pure genius 
The cactus told me to do it.
Jamie Posted May 15, 2003
Gotta get me some 'o that magic cactus juice. Mmm hmm 
The cactus told me to do it.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 15, 2003
A 
cactus! I used to have a cactus, but it never gave any signs of being magic. 
The cactus told me to do it.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 15, 2003
But did you ever ask it questions?
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Fashion Cat Posted May 15, 2003
After that level of wisdom I must go and revive my dying cactus. How on earth is it possible to kill a cactus????
The cactus told me to do it.
Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 15, 2003
Frequently, but I think the less said about that the better. 
The cactus told me to do it.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 15, 2003
Okay... 
I don't know, how do you kill a cactus? Over-water it? 
The cactus told me to do it.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 15, 2003
Maybe you're asking it the wrong questions, dS.
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Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" Posted May 15, 2003
Dammit! I was going to say that! 
Well it's obviously sound advice!
The cactus told me to do it.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 15, 2003
And it said yes? Oh, I am sorry. 
The cactus told me to do it.
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted May 15, 2003
Bash it with a rolling pin?
That'd do it...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 15, 2003
I suppose so.
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Mina Posted May 17, 2003
Apparently I should be glad my headache hasn't gone away yet, cos I'm going to hate it.
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Jamie Posted May 17, 2003
But surely thats better than hating a headache that isn't there any more?
Um.
The cactus told me to do it.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 17, 2003
Are you sure you asked it the right question?
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Mina Posted May 19, 2003
What question should I have asked it? I can think of a couple of famous ones...
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The cactus told me to do it.
- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 15, 2003)
- 2: Zak T Duck (May 15, 2003)
- 3: Jamie (May 15, 2003)
- 4: Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" (May 15, 2003)
- 5: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 15, 2003)
- 6: Fashion Cat (May 15, 2003)
- 7: Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" (May 15, 2003)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 15, 2003)
- 9: dasilva (May 15, 2003)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 15, 2003)
- 11: Napnod the (thoughtful) little green sleep monster BSC Econ (Hons)"eek eek eek" (May 15, 2003)
- 12: dasilva (May 15, 2003)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 15, 2003)
- 14: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 15, 2003)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 15, 2003)
- 16: Mina (May 17, 2003)
- 17: Jamie (May 17, 2003)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 17, 2003)
- 19: dasilva (May 17, 2003)
- 20: Mina (May 19, 2003)
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