This is a Journal entry by Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Anakin In The UK

Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

With my finger firmly on the pulse of the nation, as always, I am now the last person in Britain to have seen "The Phantom Menace". Yes, very entertaining, I'm sure, but I found it difficult to take seriously after I realised just how much Yoda's voice sounds like Grover from Sesame Street. Anyway, looking forward to Episode Two - The Phantom Flan Flinger (let's see how many heads *that* reference goes over).


The Phantom Flan Flinger

Post 2

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Could you be talking that great british show called Tiswas (I think?)
or do you mean that french bloke who runs around chucking pies in celeb's faces?

All seem very quiet this morning...


The Phantom Flan Flinger

Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Spot on! Ah, happy days those were...


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Post 4

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Ahh yes... *sit back in chair remebering lazy Saturday mormings*
Don't forget that master of pupet wizardary "Spit The Dog".
He would not get past the ITC now!


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Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh, Bob Carolgees, where are you now? I might go and add Spit The Dog to the entry on Puppets, if no-one has done so already...

Sorry, I meant to say "spot on" to the Tiswas bit, not the French bloke, but you seem to have gathered that anyway... smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Ho..Hum *twiddles fingers*
I think my 8th cup of coffee is in order.

I write these entries with the constant fear of being caught!!
Still, it's better than sourcing a competive price for a 1/2 hour double fire door set...


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Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

£26.50! There you go, that sounds competitive.


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Post 8

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

As Mark & Lard would say "You gotta be joking"

If i get it under £400, im quids in!!


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Post 9

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

£400? Hang on, I'll check my pockets...

I've got £399.90. Oh, ten pence short.


Pub Lunch

Post 10

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Hooray!!! Ive just been invited down the pub for a "Business Lunch".
Of course, I wouldn't dream of disapointing my hoist by saying no!!

*downs 9th cup of coffee and grabs "sports Jacket" from back of chair*
See-ya in about 2 hours...
Sid smiley - smiley


Pub Lunch

Post 11

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Right, well, that's the last we'll see of Sid today! smiley - smiley


Pub Lunch

Post 12

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Mmmm... I must do that more often. *leans back in chair which is strangely warm?*

I feel like going to sleep now. Anybody got those glasses with eyes painted on them!
If so, chuck them my way...
Sid


Pub Lunch

Post 13

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Perhaps Anadin would be more appropriate than Anakin?


Pub Lunch

Post 14

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

I can't work it out....
It seems deathly quite out here today!!
Is anybody else talking about anything interesting??
(not that your not interesting...but you know what I mean)



Pub Lunch

Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

It's Friday, everyone's most likely gone to the pub, but you're the only one who came back.

Anyway, I'm working tomorrow, so I'd better leave now and make it worth my while! *raises hat* Have a good weekend type thing.


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