h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have decided that since I am such an amazingly beautiful, intelligent and intimidating fish I should also be a counsellor. If you have problems I will solve them for you.

Thanks, Petunia. How can I stop leaving all my pants and socks all over the floor?

Dear Petunia,

My cat is bored. What shall i do?
Also; i have holes in the pockets of my jackets. I really do not wish to sew them up but things keep falling out.Could you do it for me please?

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Petunia, please don't assume I'me paranoid, I assure you I'm not however I'm being watc

Ok. Three fishy posts for three fishy problems.

Rich, you can make a bubble nest and simply grab your pants and socks in your mouth and place them in the bubbles.

Terri, give Yoda a mirror. That should do it.

As for the pants. They don't need sewing. Simply create a few bubble nests and put them over the holes. That should stop things from falling out.

TB, this is a very tricky situation... Create a bubble nest and place yourself in it. They won't be able to tell it's you through the sticky bubbles. Or pay me money to be your bodyguard.

Have you ever smelt my odourous socks and pants? They ain't going anywhere near my mouth

So wash them. Petunia helps those who help themselves.

Hey, you're the one with the big bowl of water!

You will find true enlightenment when you realize that we *all* have a big bowl of water in our hearts.

(K)oi!! I've haddock enough of this codswallop. Water thing to say, sounds like psychobubble to me

Petunia, I tried your solution, but I seem to have come out in hives, it appears that I'm allurgic to bubble nests. Now what do you sugest?

*puts sign up saying "Please Don't Tease The Betta"*

TB, get a plastic dinosaur and beat it up until it agrees to have you burrow under it for days feeling depressed. Only come out for food. Be sure to spit a bit of food out every once in a while. Whoever is watching you will get so bored they will go away.