h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Still. And love is goooooood.

Ohhhh... love's nice, and fluffy. Like a puppy.

So who's the lucky love-ee?

One would hope it was still Spartus

Love is wonderful, shame it seems to hurt like hell at the moment though And I really wish it could conquer all.

Oh do ignore him, he know's love's beautiful, and he loves seeing his friends so in love with each other *hops away*

yeah the bunny's right... sheesh I'm talking to myself now

Love is grand...but he shrank my CLOTHES Amanda. *sigh*

I'm in love and it's wonderful, but he's got nothing to do right now all day but sit around the house and get bored, distructive and "helpful". AGGGGgggg!!

Write me an email. How did you survive it?

Because she's tied up in the closet most of the da--oops.

Er...hi!

Hi! I went out to lunch with Andy and we had a discussion about my laundry. He swears he didn't shrink my shirt and I explained that of COURSE he didn't but laundry is a "thing" with me and he agreed not to do it anymore.

He was also very cute which will keep me from strangeling him. We have a game of strip poker lined up for this evening in a new effort to make plans for enjoyable evenings that don't involve money. I think it's a good idea.

Hi!

*loves on Krissy because she CAN*

The thing is, I think, that if you really, really, REALLY love someone, they could make a pee-pee in your soup and you'll not only *forgive* them but you'll laugh about it in the years to come.

Well... maybe that's a bit extreme, but you get the point.

*gets an idea*

X-TREME LOVE! NOW ON MTV!! RARrrrr.

*provide your own mental images here...*

I mean, there's already "full-contact" love, so why not?

*scribbles out MTV*

*scribbles in HBO*

*scribbles herself away*

*loves back on Amanda without restraint or apology*

Yesssss..we had a dreamy weekend doing nothing and drinking. I was sayin' "Woo Hoo" like I was the first person to think of it. He leaves tomorrow, which is sad, but he's going to marry me and eventually come back, which is happy.

I have a cold.

Hi! Rarrrrrrr.

Hey, if you put a tracking device on him, then it won't really be like he's leaving, because you can watch his movements via satellites, and maybe you could even get him a special one so you could give him a little ZAP when he does somethin you don't like.

Maybe.

No?

Ask him...

No I already thought of that!

I can't get him to swallow the tracking device. He can be surprisingly perceptive.

Did you try wrapping it with cheese?

I even tried sticking it in BEER. He wouldn't touch it.

I'm thinking I'm going to have to inject it under the skin. I hate doing it that way, though. It can work itself out.

I know! I know!

Tranquilize him with beer (you didn't think this would be CHEAP, did you?), then while he's dormant, you can shove it any old place you want...er, any place where it's not likely to work itself out. Yes, that sounds better.

"Any place where it's likely not to work itself out"

Do you have any idea how limiting that is?!?