h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Ice Cream Man just drove by!!! You know what that means, don't you?


...I don't have enough money to run down and get something. Not even a popsicle. Aaahhh....It must be Spring!

Not so much unlike my butter situation.

Except that I haven't seen a butter truck in my neighborhood for years....

*makes Krissy a carefully crafted butter-cicle, freezes it overnight*

I had to break up Belgium in order to do that, just so you know.

I'm honored. Really.

*makes special care to pay attention to the gluey popsical sticks that once made up Belgium*

*sucks on buttercicle*

'Sgood? 'Cause I made it myself.

*beams proudly*

The butter-cicle AND Belgium. I did.

*gets Krissy some napkins*

Sooooo, how is your day? 'Cause my day is sorta so-so and I gotta go to work soon.

Arrrgg....*wipes chin*

It's AMAZING!! Did you really make this buttercicle yourself? Because it tastes as good...actually even BETTER than the store-bought kind!

I'm kind of overwhelmed by the thought, today, that my day is NOT in London...and something's wrong with that. The day is okay in and of itself, it's just in the wrong place.

I'm sorry, maybe it's some sort of chemical imbalance that only I can ever know, but frozen butter on a stick just does *not* sound like something I would very much like to eat.

I probably could, however, make a pretty good one.