h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...with lots and lots of curry and garlic, but I ate all the squash and zucchini out of it, so all that's left is rice, which is okay since I like rice and all, but I think I'm going to explode if I have any more of it, and that really isn't what I had planned for today.

I bet there wasn't any mention of it in your horoscope, either.

*goes off to check*

No, it says 'Leo: Inexplicable food-related explosions will not be a feature of your otherwise busy week.'

Hang on, though, for Scorpio it says they are far more likely to occ-

*blam! flerrrpt... splot splot*

*splot*

Ewwwww! Geez, always when you're just fresh outta paper towels. bubster all over the damned place.

*walks in with various cleaning apparati*

You called for me to come and clean up yo' bubster bits?

Yeah, thanks. The bigger bubster chunks are behind the fridge.

Good luck.

Maybe you should make bubster curry.

I should pay more attention when I read so I don't wonder what's got into Spartus that he would suggest making bubster cry. This is, of course, selemendary.

That's a wonderful idea, Spartus. I'm sure bubster would love to have a nice curry. How thoughtful.

Where's Amanda? Amanda!

Krissy, why don't you bring some of your, ah... *snicker* steak mushrooms?