h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, iffinbein, I thinks good is coffee and such. Affect me weird and crazy act coffee with no? Bah. Thinks straight and type fine, problem HA! Day only two more, and fine I'll just be.

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Oh no!! The lack of caffine in her system has caused the roto-rooter wire to cross with the ham-bone chip! Sombody get me a neural poker, quick!

AAAGGHHH!! IT'S ALL GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!!

*Clucks and hums*

*pokes hurridly in panicked despiration*

C'mon catch damn you...CATCH! (yellin' at the blue start-brain-go button)

Her fluid matrix has gone all wazzled. I'm going to need a rachet!

*attempts to throw coffee toward Amanda*

No no no!! *intercepting thrown coffee in a dive-roll*

At this point her circuits are already scrammed! We need whip cream!!! STAT!

*walks out*

*gamely returns with some half & half*

's the best I can do.

*stares at Spartus firmly*

Thank you. I was going to try whipped cream, but I think you're probably right, half-n-half should take the edge off.

Do you have, by any chance, a funnel?

I got a hose. We can siphon it, I guess.

*wheeze, gurgle, PRRRMMMM-PRRRMMMM!*

*walks in to check on her patient*

Soooo...how's the detoxee? Did you cheat and have caffine or are you still fighting those urges?