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Disturbing

Post 1

Fenchurch M. Mercury

I am a bit disturbed after discovering that I had submitted 2 of the same exact page, in an attempt to better the appearance of one. Now I have one brilliant little tidbit of FenCleverness and one somewhat mediocre one. And they say the same thing. I fear you all will hate me. And on top of that, I am an American, and last time I spoke to a Brit they said Americans smell like hamburgers. I don't even eat hamburgers. This journal thing isn't helping my self-actualization process.


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Post 2

Darreny-Warreny (32619)

Of course Americans don't smell of hamburgers. You just talk funny. And worship Jerry Springer.

BTW, I'm English.


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