h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got this horrible headache .

I think it's because 1)I just got new glasses (either h2g2 is a lot more damaging to the eyes than anyone would think or I'm going to be completely blind by the time I'm 30, as last year I was 190/20 and now I'm 230/20...which is officially BLINDER than a bat...) and I'm trying to adjust... everything's sort of tipped to one side and really thin...

2) My baby sister decided to spend her entire visit listening to Limp Bizkit and other such delights which are okay one song at a time, I guess... but 56 hours nonstop isn't fun...

3) Midterms, but I'm doing alright so far... eh, what can I say?

So I'm expecting h2g2 to work it's healing miracles and make me all btter!

Of course, h2g2 will make it all go away.....
just sit back, relax, and let us all pamper you.........

You could always have four or five of Monsy's vodka fishies. That is kind of like what I do when I have a headache!

I'll go along with that one. It works

Go for the vodka fishies - but make sure you've finished the papers first!

So THAT'S where you've been!