h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Now call me old fashioned, but I'm just about getting fed up of being duped into visiting porno sites. Ok so lets face it, at first its intrigueing, in a pervert sort of way, but when you are trying to run a simple search for your mother in law and in full colour, up comes a japanese couple having a rare old time - I find it too much.

This rubbish should be stamped out, it leads to bad tempered idiots with no respect for women. I am no prude, but this is going to lead to a degredation of world order if it is not controlled, radically.

daigower

The worst is they always cover up the toilet area and want you to pay for something that you have hidden in your collection under the bed anyway!
And big brother is monitoring you too!

AG

Oh god - don't tell me that my big brother was watching me at it again....