h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Greetings, my name is Anthony Harrap (Ant)and as of the 17th of march 1999 I am nineteen years of age. I live with my parents (yeah I know its geeky but so does my brother and he's 22!) in F*****g boring Kalaumunda, Western Australia. I have a girlfriend named lisa and a best friend named james and at the moment I am taking a year off uni to make some money at red rooster (fastfood chicken{needless to say I am broke})
I first read the hitchhikers guide in '94 and own a omnibus of the first four plus a single of the last one. I also managed to pick up starship titanic for just $2 - bargan.
I'm not entirely sure what i'm supposed to be writing in this section, I assume it's like a diary of my life so other people can see how others live their lives.... So Here goes.....

10th May 1999 3:34 pm

Today I fed my fish, played micro machines V3 on my playstation with james, talked to lisa on the phone (she works days as an accounts payable clerk at a mining consultansy) and read the news paper. In the paper(the West Australian) I found the address for a new hitchhikers guide web site... so here I am (gee that was sooooo f*****g boring)
Next I am planning to eat some food ( can anyone say coco-pops!) and then go to work for a couple of hours(5). Afterward I'm gonna go over james' and watch the last couple of red dwarf 8's that i missed but he taped.
See ya!!!