h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It seems there was some confusion over the word "shelves". "Shelves" are things used for storing books. I had these fitted to my shoes which, thereafter, were "beshelved". I hope that's clear now. I may well upgrade my shoes by fitting them with a whole suite of matching furniture. Perhaps something in pine from IKEA: I do so love Sweden.

I trust that you're not overly surprised by the paucity of replies to this entry. So, to spare any hurt feelings or undue pouting I will reply to it. You must have either very teeny, tiny books or godawfully big feet. Hmmmmmmm,wait a minute--you know what they say about the size of a man's feet? (I am assuming that with a name like Siege you're either a man or a lady wrestler.)But if you're the latter I would be very surprised if you owned any books at all, even the most teeny, tiny ones.

Thank you for your prompt reply. 12 weeks can't be bad.

You pointed out that there was something of a dearth of responses to my article and attributed this to the utter worthlessness of the subject matter. With respect, however, I submit that you are in error. Your statement seems to be predicated on the notion that people on this h2g2-type-thang reply only to intelligent, pithy, sagacious or apposite entries. Wrong. The existence of two responses to my disastrous article about Bergerac utterly demolish your contention.

Furthermore the suggestion that I am a female wrestler has cut me to the quick. My doctor promised he would tell nobody about the operation.