h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

6/10/99 CE ESD- you know, any civilized society, would have a method for killing off those people who were just flat out annoying. You know not just people who were dangerous or people who are in positions that you want but just obnoxious people. People who drink too much and throw up at parties, people who spit in the sidewalk, whiners, and idiots. It could be a govermentment job,"Protector of Human sanity". 3 complaints against a person and he comes to visit the future victim. After a short interview the POHS determines if the victim is truely obnoxious or not. If so bang, thud and justice is done. But, heres the kicker if the POHS decides the vistim isn't obnoxius, he goes and serves the complaintents instead. Bang thud! and justice is done!