h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Women. There are those who say that haveing 2 distict genders allows for the classic dyad. This is the prototypical Me/ Not Me interfacing with the outside world. I for one think this is crap. We should have 3 or more sexes. Either that or we should be asexual. I like the idea of budding a cellular duplicate of myself every now and then. Anyway back to women. Does anyone ever really know what they want? do they? From a day to day basis, in a womans eyes, the world must undergo radical shifts from being a thing of beauty to a Bosch-esque scene from hell and, of course, who is to blame for this? Why men of course. Since all men are the devil incarnate they all deserve to be punished by having to suffer along with whatever torment is plaguing them today. Don't get me wrong, I like women, some of my best friends are women, If women ever got above there favorite pastime (petty bickering and infighting) they could easily take over the word by force or guile. And this wouldn't be a bad thing except that then men wouldn't be to blame anymore and evry toilet seat in the world would be covered by those damned carpeted-cover things that make the seat fall right the moment when you are getting a really good stream going (thereby resulting in wild spray and that you-cant-aim-your-little-gun look. It is my profound and frequently repeated opinion that,"All Women On This Planet, are Crazy". And Furthermore," 90% of all women are a unique kind of Crazy." this leads to someone elses expression " no matter how pretty she is, someone else is sick of her shit" Truer words were never said. I think I'll become a hermet and take up budding.