h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Have you ever wondered what women really discuss at work? Yesterday we went from analysing a colleagues performance in an interview to the difficulties of doing up a body suit when you're drunk. Or when the toilet stall is small and insufficiently lit. You lean over and when that vertigo hits...it can be nasty. Occasionally you just have to go by feel, and then you're friends wonder where you disappeared to for so long. Actually a comfortable piece of clothing once it's on, but there are technical difficulties to be considered. It could be a useful sobriety test.