h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've sussed it! At last I have come down to the utter, bitter truth of whatever is ailing me - and don't go telling me you knew all along, or "Have you missed Freuds 150th Birthday last week?"

I don't have a problem with women.
I have a problem with mothers.

So there. Now you know it. And I guess I knew it all along. But it is just good to repeat what you know anyway...

So you didn't miss Freud's birthday?

How could I? My favorite national radioprogramm has a whole MONTH of special features running - Which I won't tune into, of course, being "non-freudian" in my aproach

I am glad they didn't make it a huge event here. I myself rised for him though.

They say in German:"Was dem einen sein Freud, ist dem anderen sein Leid" - what is one man's(womans ) pleasure is the other man's (I won't repeat this joke) pain. - Or alternatly: "Was dem einen sein Freud, ist dem anderen sein Jung." And of course there are far more untranslatable jokes to the man...

I must say, that the world would be a little less fun, if we wouldn't have had Freud, but on the whole I prefere Watzlawik & Co.

But think about all the freudian slips.

Well, yes, you have to slip that one to Freud. You could never have much gun, thinging of it, without them.

But the don't cover the phenomenon of Freudian Typos... And I bet Anna Freud had quite another kind of slips, too...

So there is a lot to say concerning developments in modern psycholology...

Give over, modern psychology isn't half as much fun.
It works better, but that's a whole another issue.

*starts analysing Englaender's typos in previous posting*

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news - I've got a bad case of my typo's being abused...

Well, unwilling use of the word "gun" in conversation with me leads only in one direction. "thinging" hints on mattering or materializing, "phycholology" shows your attitude towards the science...

Isn't there a Beatles-Song: Happiness is a warm gun?

*the typo in that line formaly was: Hapiness is a warm gin*

Getting only better.

What, warm gin?

What do you punt into your Glög?

*And welcome to a further sequal to our beloved "SPOT THE TYPO". Guess, if it was inserted by indent, or hapihazardly...*

Don't you even dare to look at my glög!

And typos here can come only hatihazardly.

Hat hwhat hare hyou hplaying hthere, Hhati? Hhide hthe hglög?

Naah, it's drink-the-glög and I drink mine. And this is unfair, how can I find the typos now in all this h-h-h-h-h??

hprobaby hknot!

The key must be in the key.

and a rose is a rose is a rose...

*sigh*

Ah, philosophy...

Gertrude wasn't really my favourite. Never mind.