h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 my whole life fell apart last night! after a busy
night at work I arrived back at the flat to find a
strange creature relaxing on the bean bags in the flat.

on closer observation I discovered that this being was
actually my flatmate but he was looking slightly worse
for wear - the reason soon emerged... tescos had
decided to close early due to the scottish bank holiday!

the flatmate had not only failed to provide milk for
this morning but had now not been able to have any
doughnuts or muffins!
deprivation of chocolate is a terrible thing!

talk soon
church spice
 

A lack of chocolate is truly a terrible thing, and I feel your pain. Perhaps an aid organisation could be set up to ensure you always have a supply? We could get famous celebrities to release 'ChocAid' albulms, with the proceeds going to the "ChocFund". Maybe we could even get Douglas Adams to contribute from his vast store of chocolate (which he HAS, HE DOES I'VE SEEN IT!!!!!) and help you out.

The Choc-Aid idea is stupendous as I am the lfatmate who forgot the milk and am waiting for old churchy there to let it lie (Chance would be a fine thing) but if you want to set up an aid program then I am behind you at leats 50%

Thank you for the support, it is appreciated. Personally, I belive that people should just let things lie, and not go on about them continually, forever reapeating the same old complaints, again, again and again...
Perhaps your support fo the Choc-Aid idea will be increased when I tell you we could skim , say, 95% off the top, and keep/sell it for our own gain? Mmmmm, Capatalism.....

forkboy

i have enjoyed your comments on the milk issue and wish to tell you that i have forgiven
researcher 33337 for it but haven't been able to resist telling others about it

church spice

Of, course, my apoligies, I ment no offense. Perhaps a different topic to talk about would now be in order? Perhaps a disscusion of the relative merits of the different lagers on offer, or perhaps something entirly different.

Milk is still interesting in its own way. After all, Would Mr T have been so tough without his milk? What would we put in coffee without Milk, Cream, i think not. Milk is still useful and I'm sure there are other purposes for it but i'm not quite sure.

contrary to popular belief I know more about milk than I know about lagar.
Ask researcher 33337 about nutella going missing from first year!!