h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We live in a godless world. I have proof. You see, I have been trying to seduce this friend of mine for several months, and he, while willing to have sex with me, insists that we have it at either my house or his. Things being what they are, we hadn't had a good chance for some time. So finally today, I was at home alone, my mom was gone for a good solid two hours, we weren't fighting, everything was good. So I called him and invited him over. He naturally agreed to come over. So I was really excited. I waited and waited. Finally, and hour and a half had gone by (he lives fifteen minutes away) and I decided to go online. There he was, online. Turns out he had no access to a car and hadn't realized this until after he hung up. Then he says he forgot my phone number and that *69 thing, so he couldn't call me back. Tell me, does that sound plausible? Anyway, I was and am angry, especially because I even put on my pretty panties for him. He says maybe I can come over tomorrow, there's a good chance his family will be gone all day, but I just don't trust the world anymore. And that's why there is no god.

when you say, "that 69 thing" what, exactly are you refering to. I know what I'm thinking of, but It seems unlikely I'll ever forget what a 69 is

It's *69, which is a way to call back the last person to call you, here in the states anyway.